"10 Signs You’re in the Doghouse" on Funny or Die

Think you’re on thin ice with your significant other? Here’s a guide to know for sure.

Coyote

A coyote in my neighborhood has been following me around a lot lately. I figured he wanted to eat my dog, but maybe he just wanted me to draw him flying around in the sky with glasses on.

"In the News: Sinkholes!" on Funny or Die

What can I use to fill a sinkhole?

Any of the following items can be used to fill your sinkhole: acrylic or oil-based self-portraits, rollerblades, direct descendants of Wilt Chamberlain, Counting Crows concert DVDs, reheated Mexican food, second generation iPods, and beagle fur. (Just kidding—you won’t be able to use anything to fill the sinkhole because you’ll be dead already. Remember?)

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"Leaked: First Draft of Andrew Mason’s Farewell Note to Groupon" on Funny or Die

Now, on the way to the Terra Tubes, did our stock plummet, our desire for profit override our concern for the client, our customer base grow disenchanted, our public image implode at warp speed, and our entire business model reveal itself do be deeply and inherently flawed? Perhaps. In fact, yes—definitely yes to all of those things. But, again, getting to Terra Tubes on the first try... pretty good.

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