Unusable Stock Photo Caption Contest Round 1

"Completely unusable" stock photos have inspired me to challenge myself to a caption contest.

(Any submitted captions in the comments section would probably make me less than 100% guaranteed to win.. ahem).


Photo #1:

Corrections and Clarifications: Tardigrades

It has been brought to my attention that the recently published piece "Fact or Fiction: Tardigrades" contains an error. In the first sentence of the first section (not an ideal place for an error), I incorrectly state that "tardigrades are able to withstand 5,000 gamma rays of radiation." 


Oops.


For a remarkably comprehensive explanation of why this is incorrect, please see the email I received from scientist-to-be Florent Dellanoy, reposted with permission below:

Fact or Fiction: Tardigrades on The Bygone Bureau

Read it at The Bygone Bureau

"Regarding My Upcoming Autobiography" on The Big Jewel

Read it at The Big Jewel

(It's probably ironic or something that I wrote this a while ago, back when this Mark Twain stuff was actually in the news. Oh well.)

"15 Things Not to Mention on Your Kickstarter Page"

Read it at Thought Catalog