Humor

"20 Questions You Should Never Ask In Class" on CollegeHumor.

It's Time to Retire the Technology Addiction Article
Appeared on the Bygone Bureau

 Decoding Your Preteen's Facebook Slang: What You Need to Know
Appeared on Splitsider

An Apology From the Editor

Appeared on Splitsider

Four Hour Dentist
Appeared in The Bygone Bureau



It May Be Time to Rethink Modeling our Condo Association After the Yakuza

Appeared in Splitsider

I CANNOT POSSIBLY BUY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES FROM YOUR DAUGHTER AT THIS TIME.
Appeared in McSweeney's

In Your Eyes

Appeared in Yankee Pot Roast

Fact or Fiction: Tardigrades
Appeared in The Bygone Bureau

"Ground Rules for the New Roommate" on CollegeHumor

"11 Olympic Mascots that were Obviously Conceived on Acid Trips" on Jest

"Fandom Fan Art: Breaking Bad Mashups" on Jest

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"25 Possible Reasons Why No One is Going to See Your Band" on CollegeHumor

"17 Things Not to Mention When Calling in Sick to Work" on CollegeHumor

"5 Drive-Thru Pranks that Haven't Caught on Yet" on CollegeHumor

"10 Reasons to Cryogenically Freeze Yourself Today!" on CollegeHumor

"The New Strip Club Emcee is Still Finding his Rhythm" on CollegeHumor

Denying a Request to Connect on LinkedIn
Appeared in Thought Catalog

WARIO GIVES AN ACCOUNT OF A MARIO KART RACE FOR STRANGERS AT A BAR.

Appeared in McSweeney's

Regarding My Upcoming Autobiography

Appeared in The Big Jewel

15 Things Not to Mention on Your Kickstarter Page
Appeared in Thought Catalog

Animals: The Way Of The Future!

Appeared in The Big Jewel

If a train wrecks and no one loves it, is it still tragic?
Appeared in NewsGroper

Zurg Zang, Alien, Has Just About Had It With Stephen Hawking

Appeared in The Big Jewel

3 simple ways to be a happy VP
Appeared in NewsGroper