"Atheist Letters to Santa"

Very excited to have a piece included in this humor zine! If you're in New York, you can pick it for free at a number of places -- everything you need to know is right here: http://atheistletterstosanta.tumblr.com/.

(Please imagine that I remembered to mention this before Christmas. Thank you.)

"Ground Rules for the New Roommate" on CollegeHumor

"If you are reading this, you have most likely also taken note of what appears to be an unnaturally small-bodied, middle-aged man curled in the fetal position at the foot of the bed. No need for alarm—that's me, your roommate!"

"Happiness, Explained" on Bygone Bureau

"Witnessing the birth of our first child; being released from prison right as the bus pulls up; peeing into receptacles filled with cold chocolate milk — we all agree that these are moments of extreme happiness. And yet, we also say that we are happy just because we have our health or because someone left their glasses unattended at their desk and now we have a new pair of glasses."

Useful Tutorial for Anyone Needing a Liquor License

I miss this show.

No Dog Halloween Costume Required

Lucy

Skeksis

'New Neighbor' on Pif Magazine

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11 Olympic Mascots That Were Obviously Conceived During Acid Trips on Jest

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Breaking Bad Mashups on Jest

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"Decoding Your Preteen's Facebook Acronyms: What You Need to Know" on SplitSider

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"13 Buildings That Look Like Robots" on Jest

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Collection: 11 Photos Of Mitt Romney Failing To Look Like A Normal Person on Jest

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"It’s Time to Retire the Technology Addiction Article" on The Bygone Bureau

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