If you want to keep the peace in your relationship, avoid saying these 8 things at all costs.
Charlie Nadler lives, works and writes in Los Angeles. He's a contributor to Funny or Die and still uses blogger, probably.
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Friday, October 11, 2013
Friday, August 30, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Leaked: MTV’s Approval of the Miley Cyrus VMA Performance
This email chain provides a glimpse of how MTV execs gave the Miley VMA performance the green light.
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Monday, July 22, 2013
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Surprising Earlier Versions of Your Favorite Rap Lyrics
Before your favorite rap artists decided on the famous lyrics you know and love, they tried out some slightly different lines that didn't work quite as well.
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
"5 More Interesting Ways to Announce Your Pregnancy on Facebook" on CollegeHumor
If you're pregnant and you are still looking for a new and exciting way to make your announcement, look no further.
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
"The 20 People You Encounter During Summer" on Funny or Die
1. Sweaty dentists.
2. Kids who get freckles in the summer and don’t realize that it’s terrifying.
3. Ice cream truck drivers who want you to die.
Read the rest at Funny or Die.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Monday, May 6, 2013
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Thursday, April 18, 2013
"The Right Way to Request a Personal Day" on Funny or Die
Asking for a personal day can be a good way to get out of work, but if your boss isn’t convinced you really need one, it could backfire.
Friday, April 5, 2013
"20 Things You Didn't Know About Dogs" on Funny or Die
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Coyote
A coyote in my neighborhood has been following me around a lot lately. I figured he wanted to eat my dog, but maybe he just wanted me to draw him flying around in the sky with glasses on.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
"In the News: Sinkholes!" on Funny or Die
Read the rest at Funny or Die.What can I use to fill a sinkhole?Any of the following items can be used to fill your sinkhole: acrylic or oil-based self-portraits, rollerblades, direct descendants of Wilt Chamberlain, Counting Crows concert DVDs, reheated Mexican food, second generation iPods, and beagle fur. (Just kidding—you won’t be able to use anything to fill the sinkhole because you’ll be dead already. Remember?)
Saturday, March 2, 2013
"Leaked: First Draft of Andrew Mason’s Farewell Note to Groupon" on Funny or Die
Now, on the way to the Terra Tubes, did our stock plummet, our desire for profit override our concern for the client, our customer base grow disenchanted, our public image implode at warp speed, and our entire business model reveal itself do be deeply and inherently flawed? Perhaps. In fact, yes—definitely yes to all of those things. But, again, getting to Terra Tubes on the first try... pretty good.Read the rest at Funny or Die.
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
"Possible Reasons Why Nobody Has Commented on Your New Haircut" on Funny or Die
Someone might think you now look like Ryan Gosling—if Ryan Gosling happened to be a blindingly pale, overweight nonentity with the worst haircut of all time. More likely is the scenario that the general population will now confuse you with a life-sized pile of steaming, diseased excrement.
Read the rest at Funny or Die.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
"Valentine’s Day Gifts to Avoid This Year" on Funny or Die
2. The robe your third wife was wearing the day she “drowned” in the bath tub
3. A voice memo of you humming the bass line from the Seinfeld theme song
4. Enormous stuffed bear wearing an “It ain’t gonna suck itself” t-shirt, delivered to his classroom
Read the rest at Funny or Die
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
"20 Signs You Should Stop Going To Your Office Happy Hour" on Funny or Die
4. You’ll do literally anything to be accepted by Kevin the intern—especially now that he has the really good bath salts hookup.
5. In your experience, your office “happy hour” could more accurately be described as your “uncontrollable-meat-sweats-in-the-ladies-room hour.” And yet, you continue to order the BBQ pork shoulder plate
Read the rest at Funny or Die.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
"Mandy Patinkin: Fact or Fiction" on Funny or Die
1. Mandy Patinkin is the same guy who said, “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Fact. Before Mandy Patinkin became your grumpy Jewish uncle who works at the CIA in Homeland, he was your young, swashbuckling, revenge-obsessed Spaniard uncle in the 1987 classic, The Princess Bride. No one knows what Mandy Patinkin was doing between 1987 and 2012. No one knows and no one must ever know.
Sunday, January 13, 2013
"20 Questions You Should Never Ask in Class" on CollegeHumor
17. Do you offer extensions for students who know they'll be pretty busy euthanizing dogs this semester?
18. Am I going crazy, or is everyone in this classroom quietly imagining what it would be like to dry hump me on a pile of money right now?"
Read the rest at CollegeHumor.
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
"28 Easy Ways to Instantly Feel Better About Your Life" on Funny or Die
"12. Find a new way to connect with people that doesn’t involve your uncut umbilical cord and a roll of packaging tape.
13. Narrowly defeat the captain of the ski team in a deadly race down the K-12 mountain and win Beth back."
Read the rest over at Funny or Die.
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