"Mandy Patinkin: Fact or Fiction" on Funny or Die

1. Mandy Patinkin is the same guy who said, “My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Fact. Before Mandy Patinkin became your grumpy Jewish uncle who works at the CIA in Homeland, he was your young, swashbuckling, revenge-obsessed Spaniard uncle in the 1987 classic, The Princess Bride. No one knows what Mandy Patinkin was doing between 1987 and 2012. No one knows and no one must ever know.

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"20 Questions You Should Never Ask in Class" on CollegeHumor

17. Do you offer extensions for students who know they'll be pretty busy euthanizing dogs this semester?

18. Am I going crazy, or is everyone in this classroom quietly imagining what it would be like to dry hump me on a pile of money right now?"

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"28 Easy Ways to Instantly Feel Better About Your Life" on Funny or Die

"12. Find a new way to connect with people that doesn’t involve your uncut umbilical cord and a roll of packaging tape.

13. Narrowly defeat the captain of the ski team in a deadly race down the K-12 mountain and win Beth back."

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