(Any submitted captions in the comments section would probably make me less than 100% guaranteed to win.. ahem).
"This is a photograph I took of my step dad, Cody, the day we found out that he was picked to be the new coach of the high school JV badminton team. He's wearing a new pair of pants he purchased from Farm and Fleet."
"Dear Mom, I hate being at fat camp! I'm not even losing any weight and these other kids are fat A-holes. Here's a picture I photoshopped to make it look like I drive a Volvo. Thanks for the box of Cliff bars. Love, Jonathan"