"20 Signs You Should Stop Going To Your Office Happy Hour" on Funny or Die
4. You’ll do literally anything to be accepted by Kevin the intern—especially now that he has the really good bath salts hookup.
5. In your experience, your office “happy hour” could more accurately be described as your “uncontrollable-meat-sweats-in-the-ladies-room hour.” And yet, you continue to order the BBQ pork shoulder plate