"Leaked: First Draft of Andrew Mason’s Farewell Note to Groupon" on Funny or Die

Now, on the way to the Terra Tubes, did our stock plummet, our desire for profit override our concern for the client, our customer base grow disenchanted, our public image implode at warp speed, and our entire business model reveal itself do be deeply and inherently flawed? Perhaps. In fact, yes—definitely yes to all of those things. But, again, getting to Terra Tubes on the first try... pretty good.

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